Subject: Re: I am Arthur Anderson
From: Joe Shimkus
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
> Big David wrote:
>> Karen Lingel, Penguinist wrote in message
>> So I spend 2 weeks collecting data to show that it is linear, and it
>> turns out to be certainly NOT linear and most definitely parabolic,
>> so I call a meeting of the hardware people to discuss options for
>> fixing the hardware so that my data does come out linear, and the
>> solution was:
>>
>> Ignore the data on the right side of the parabola. Then the data
>> on the left side looks almost linear. Problem solved!
>>
>> I swear, everyone at my company is insane (except me.)
>
> You ought to submit that to Scott Adams at the Dilbert website. Its
> a classic.
Ha! Related to me by a co-worker:
His Boss: When will you have that bug fixed?
Him: I don't know.
HB: Will it be today?
H: I don't know.
HB: If it were today, what time today?